Zahnarzt zum Patienten: Sie brauchen eine Krone. Patient: Endlich versteht mich jemand. Frage an Siri: Wieso bin ich schon so lange single? Siri öffnet Frontkamera. Wenn ich meinen…
Paul died, and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said: “This is what i want to have printed: Paul…