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Paul died, and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said: “This is what i want to have printed: Paul…

JOB INTERVIEW Interviewer: Where did you receive your training? Applicant: Yale. Interviewer: Good, and what´s your name? Applicant: Yim Yohnson. ANMERKUNG: Der Bewerber hat einen Sprachfehler. Er heißt…

IN THE CLASSROOM Teacher: Danny, please conjugate the verb ‚to walk‘ in simple present. Pupil: ‚I walk. You walk …‘ Teacher: Quicker, please! Pupil: ‚I run. You run…

Teacher: Today, we´re going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ‚I am young,‘ which tense is that? Student: Obviously it is the past tense.  …